Tuesday, 18 March 2014
Joke Of The Week
This is a funny prayer point saga. between Akpos and his new Pastor.
Akpos mistakenly became friend with his Pastor on facebook, he had accepted before he knew it was him.
Few minutes later his Pastor sent him a message:
Pastor: How are you, my good brother?
Akpos: I�m fine, my daddy.
Akpos: I�m fine, my daddy.
Pastor: I want to pray for you now!
Akpos: Thank you daddy, I�m ready.
Akpos: Thank you daddy, I�m ready.
Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family...
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God cut you with the axe of life
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happinessbcollapse on you and your family
Akpos: (no reply)
Akpos: (no reply)
Pastor: Brother Akpos, are you there?
Akpos: Yes, my daddy, I'm here.
Akpos: Yes, my daddy, I'm here.
Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Are you sure?
Akpos: Are you sure?
Pastor: Of course.
Akpos: Ok, I have something powerful for you too?
Pastor: Oh I see, you want to sow a seed?.
Akpos: Yes, a strong seed. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family.
Pastor: (no reply)
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and all members of your family.
Pastor: (no reply)
Pastor: (no reply)
Akpos: My Pastor, are you there?
Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here?
Pastor: [Angry] Why are you asking me if am here?
Akpos: You should be saying Amen to claim this Powerful Prayers o!
Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a silly boy!!
Pastor: Na thunder go fire you there! You are a silly boy!!
Lol..I hope you all are having a great day?
Check Out What This Nigerian Singer Said About About S*x
In recent interview, the Delta State born soul singer speaks about her rise to fame, her pains in the industry and her relationships.
About J’odie:
She is from a Christian family; her parents are still married. She is from Delta State, an Urhobo girl, although her mum is Edo.
She is from a Christian family; her parents are still married. She is from Delta State, an Urhobo girl, although her mum is Edo.
Her parents didn’t bring her up in a social way – she grew up in a strict Christian home. Her father is a Bishop while her mother is a Reverend. All she knew as a child was church, school and home. So, the life she had as a child didn’t reflect her choice of career which is music and entertainment. She is still a little conservative but her music is bringing her out gradually.
About inspiration:
Inspiration can come from anywhere. She is an emotional and deep thinking person, so, a lot of times, anything that happens around her can get into her head and songs can come from there. It can come anytime too, like when she is just waking up from sleep and maybe a dominant thought will form into a sound. When it comes, she either writes it down, or picks up a phone and sings into it.
Inspiration can come from anywhere. She is an emotional and deep thinking person, so, a lot of times, anything that happens around her can get into her head and songs can come from there. It can come anytime too, like when she is just waking up from sleep and maybe a dominant thought will form into a sound. When it comes, she either writes it down, or picks up a phone and sings into it.
About admirers and success:
“ As a lady, if people admire you, you have to appreciate them. I believe that how you carry yourself determines how men will treat you. If you act in a way that allows people to take advantage of you they will, but if you don’t allow that it will not happen,” J’odie said.
“ As a lady, if people admire you, you have to appreciate them. I believe that how you carry yourself determines how men will treat you. If you act in a way that allows people to take advantage of you they will, but if you don’t allow that it will not happen,” J’odie said.
“Success is not changing me, the kind of work I do is changing me. I told you earlier that I am an introvert. I am only trying to be more social and interactive because of the kind of work I do. I have to be more careful with the way I do things, be more diplomatic. I care about things I normally would not care about,” she continued.
About ideal man:
“I want a man that is my friend; someone who will stand by me and be there for me. It is hard to find a friend in this dangerous world we live in, so I need a friend. Show me your friend and l will tell you who you are. With your friend in your life, there should be a large room for compatibility. To sum it up, instead of saying he should be tall, slim, short, fat and all, he should be my friend, one l can relate with without inhibition.
“I want a man that is my friend; someone who will stand by me and be there for me. It is hard to find a friend in this dangerous world we live in, so I need a friend. Show me your friend and l will tell you who you are. With your friend in your life, there should be a large room for compatibility. To sum it up, instead of saying he should be tall, slim, short, fat and all, he should be my friend, one l can relate with without inhibition.
About s*xual relationship: “Personally, to me, it is wrong because I am not married. I am not condemning those who do it; this is just my personal opinion. I really should not have an opinion on s*x because I don’t have any experience. s*x means nothing to me, so I can’t get into a relationship just because of that,” she stated.
Kanye West Gets 2-years Probation And Anger Management Classes For Beating Up A Photograper
Although maintaining that he was still innocent, Kanye West pled no contest to battery of photographer Daniel Ramos at the Los Angeles International airport.
Kanye West was not present at the hearing, where he was sentenced t0 two years of probation, 24 anger management therapy sessions and 250 hours of community service.
Ramos had claimed West punched him in an unprovoked attack and wrestled his camera to the ground during the scuffle.